> Deliver the invitations.

[musclebeast_nut]

[If you are on either Nepeta or Equius' "good list," you will notice an envelope decorated with adorable horse and kitty stickers lying in front of your door. The note inside it is covered in horses and kitties as well, though these appear to be hand-drawn in two different art styles. The note reads as follows:

You are cordi001y invited to the wedding cerepony of Equius Zahhak and Nepeta Leijon as they celepurrrate their bond as being the best furiends to each other that they could evfur have asked for!! It will be held on the 23rd day of this Earth perig33. Pl33se dress in furrmal attire to fit the occasion. Ludi% shenanigans will not be purrmitted!!

Should you find yourself befuddled by the mishmash of speech quirks written in the note, Equius probably isn't too difficult to find--just look in the direction of the two STRONG FOOTPRINTS left in front of your door as he made his way back to his workspace around the stationhive.]

((this'll be open until the 23rd! i'll do my best to tag around in it until then o/))

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[meowverine.livejournal.com]

[going around and delivering invitations]

[musclebeast_nut]

[You happen to cross paths with your moirail as you go about delivering the invitations. What auspicious timing you two have!]

D --> Ah, Nepeta
D --> Have you su%essfully delivered your portion of the invitations yet
D --> I believe I have done so with mine

[meowverine.livejournal.com]

[flylittlepony.livejournal.com]

[somewhere above camp, on a small cloud, a pink tail is visible as a certain pony lies napping]

[musclebeast_nut]

[You see the aforementioned CURIOUSLY PLACED PINK TAIL above as you make your way back to the STATIONHIVE. You stop beneath the cloud and unceremoniously begin to fret. You are sure you know who it belongs to, and are now debating if it would be appropriate to give the pony an invitation. You know there are some left back in the hive...]

[flylittlepony.livejournal.com]

[the tail is twitching slightly]

[mechabro]

[ why do trolls WRITE in their weird accent crap, too? well, it says WEDDING so that means-- WAIT WHAT, TIME TO VISIT MY TROLLKIDS ]

[musclebeast_nut]

[At present, you are arriving just outside the STATIONHIVE from delivering one of the last invitations you had to give. You are quite easy to spot, but have not noticed your ADOPTIVE MALE BOATLUSUS approaching.]

[mechabro]

OI, EQUIUS!

[fleshpetaler]

Exciting, isn't it?

[mechabro]

They're gettin' MARRIED. SUPER weird.

[no_sopor_radio]

[You didn't expect it, and for some reason it sounds all kinds of futile to you- but it's something to get worked up about. For that, you're thankful. You were getting pretty bored.]

HEH.
Looks like you guys are tying the knot.
TYING THE MOTHERFUCKING KNOT.
so congratulations, my brother.

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> Thank you, sir
D --> We would both be honored to have you as a guest
D --> It would have been ridicu100s not to invite you

[no_sopor_radio]

HONK.
what does one do at a wedding, anyway?
WHAT DOES ONE MOTHERFUCKING DO?

[pchaaair]

wOW, tHIS IS, pRETTY INTERESTING, }:)

[You are currently HUMAN thanks to some silly Camp thing.]

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> Yes, it
D --> Tavros
D --> Is there an e%planation for what has happened to you

[pchaaair]

uHH, wELL,
i WAS PLAYING FIDUSPAWN, bUT THEN SOMETHING HAPPENED,

[fleshpetaler]

[at the hive!]

Are congratulations in order?

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> Ah, hello
D --> I suppose if it suits you, you may preemptively offer congrat001ations

[fleshpetaler]

Congratulations. I'm very happy for you.

[updatefuckass]

[Your attempt to read this is giving you a headache. So you RAGE LEAP in the direction of the footprints.

Which is to say, you trip right over the footprints embedded in the floor, and land flat on your OLFACTORY HOLES.]

[musclebeast_nut]

[Since you both live in the STATIONHIVE, you are actually not that far away from Karkat's door. Hearing the clatter, you turn around and see your TROLL LEADER face-down on the hive floor.]

D --> Ah, Karkat
D --> Have you read through the invitation already

[updatefuckass]

OF FUCKING COURSE I DID.
WHAT IS THIS LOAD OF MUSCLEBEAST SHIT EXACTLY?

[putthebunnyin]

[Upon discovering the envelope placed carefully outside the door to your room, you immediately follow those footprints to Equius's workspace to get more info.]

hey, equius!
what's going on?
are you two really getting married?

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> Yes, we are
D --> Though not e%actly in the same sense you humans are familiar with